definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

As an actor, what you dream of is being able to portray people that people empathize with and understand and really feel for

  • automatic toilet: *flushes as soon as I walk into the stall*
  • me: chill

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.